April Fools
Oh no. It's absolutely true.
I know a guy who has a friend who's cousin is married to a woman who's ex-boyfriend's is related to the tech that discovered the problem. It seems he was trying to do a power point presentation and ended up not only slicing through the screen but completey through the concrete wall behind it. It then continued over 30 miles to the next town where it cut through a wall of a business and cut the strap off of the dress the receptionist was wearing at that business. Forntuantly the receptionist was a cross dresser and no body really cared to look because he was extramly hairy.
Ralph